Monday, February 06, 2012


Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized

13 Comments:

Blogger The Margaret said...

The candy in the waiting room bit was AMAZING! Haha- but the girl shows normal signs of developement even without the cell phone

7:36 PM

 
Blogger #66chamberlain#68 said...

mghhphh...

8:02 PM

 
Blogger #66chamberlain#68 said...

Makes more noise than first period does sometimes still

8:03 PM

 
Blogger Mariana S. Garcia said...

I do not think she is fully gone as her parents might say, she is still capable of doing a few things and seems somewhat aware being able to text and be on facebook.

8:05 PM

 
Anonymous Rachel Ramirez said...

Well in her defense, it takes a lot of energy to live your life to its fullest online, so it only makes sense that she can only communicate with her parents in sighs and eye rolls. She's living online, that's enough, right?
Besides, they should have tried friending her on facebook, and talking to her that way. Then they'd see she was still the same lively girl they raised!

8:24 PM

 
Blogger MacKenzie G. said...

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8:26 PM

 
Blogger MacKenzie G. said...

I couldn't stop watching the headlines at the bottom of the page...

8:27 PM

 
Anonymous Thomas W. 3rd period said...

I think I may be being exposed to second hand ignorance in some of my other classes. We should petition or something.

9:02 PM

 
Blogger Mr. Carlisle said...

Nice one Blake!

9:57 PM

 
Blogger Spencer S. said...

This seems really fake to me. I mean she was obviously ignoring her parents. I mean what teenager doesn't from time to time. And she actually spoke a sentence at the dinner table. I believe that she wasn't brain dead at all.

3:41 PM

 
Blogger Mr. Carlisle said...

Spencer,

It's satire.

4:28 PM

 
Anonymous Marilyn Wallenburn per 3 said...

If she can actually text something other than "kjfadlkafdhil" then she is not brain dead.

5:08 PM

 
Anonymous Juliet P3 said...

Hmmm if this were actually real..then over have of America's teenage population would be destined to be euthanized sometime soon!

5:55 PM

 

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