Wednesday, January 05, 2011

Cats! I've always thought they were threats to our security. What do you think?
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20 Comments:

Anonymous Hayley C. 2 said...

oh my that's too many cats,
how does this one man pay to feed, and take care of them all?

but really cats being trained to shoot guns?
why did someone who seems to be so paranoid about cats, become a vet?!

6:03 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If we don't act now, the terrorists have won!

6:10 PM

 
Anonymous Andrew Jordan said...

HAHAHA Carlisle this is hilarious! I love the guy at the bar..what a redneck.

6:11 PM

 
Blogger Daniel said...

You heard it! He has nothing better to do. He's a terrorist for sure.

6:18 PM

 
Blogger Mr. Carlisle said...

Mr. Jordan,

Your DBQ was lonely today. It awaits your return tomorrow.

6:24 PM

 
Blogger Daniel said...

Ahhh. I don't miss DBQ's. But they're really not the worst.

6:54 PM

 
Anonymous Ivan K. 3A/B said...

Ha this was a funny report especially considering that I HATE cats! haha

7:14 PM

 
Anonymous Ivan K. 3A/B said...

Carlise, check this guy out:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTysXITBCmk&feature=topvideos

He recently was given a job by the Cleveland Cavaliers.

7:17 PM

 
Blogger Mr. Carlisle said...

I saw that video earlier today. Great story. What an amazing voice.

7:18 PM

 
Anonymous Tess L 3AB said...

And I thought my crazy Italian aunt with 200 cats was going a little overboard...

7:41 PM

 
Anonymous Matt M. 3 AB said...

That guy in the bar was so wasted he didn't know what was happening.

7:48 PM

 
Anonymous Kayla said...

I swear I saw my cat that ran away a few months ago in that video.

7:59 PM

 
Anonymous Andrew Jordan said...

Mr Carlisle,

I'm sure it was. Am i going to do that part first or just do the essay tomorrow as planned?

8:08 PM

 
Anonymous Malia C said...

I love cats but 650 is way too many for one person to take care of, especially if most of them aren't spayed.

But they're so cute too.

8:51 PM

 
Blogger Mr. Carlisle said...

Mr. Jordan,

You will start with the first part and go from there. The whole thing need to be made up my 0715 tomorrow morning. That is your deadline.

10:21 PM

 
Anonymous Cara Mitchell said...

My cat is scared of salmon, theres no way he could over take the government. He doesn't even have a name I couldn't train him:(

11:18 PM

 
Anonymous Isabella L. 3a/b said...

I think it's great that he is hosting all those cats. If you think about it monkeys are dangerous too and they are more likely to revolt then the cats so... If those cats weren't there were would they be???

4:28 PM

 
Anonymous Isabella L. 3a/b said...

I think it's great that he is hosting all those cats. If you think about it monkeys are dangerous too and they are more likely to revolt then the cats so... If those cats weren't there were would they be???

4:28 PM

 
Anonymous Ben Pursley said...

There was this crazy cat lady with i think 200 cats who lived down the street from me. a couple years ago tons of police surrounded her house and even had a swat team i think i know why now.

12:02 AM

 
Anonymous Cara C. said...

Oh crud.. I better take my gun away from my cat before it kills me! hahaha

3:55 PM

 

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