This is how I read the paper each day
posted by Mr. Carlisle at 11:12 AM
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
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- Name: Mr. Carlisle
- Location: Portland, Oregon, United States
I'm a native South Carolinian and I attained my undergraduate and graduate degrees from the University of South Carolina. I taught fourth grade for two years in the Mississippi Delta and two years at an alternative high school in Western North Carolina. I have been at Tigard High School since the fall of 2003, where I teach U.S. History and Psychology.
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23 Comments:
There is NO way you'd do that! This invloves WAAYY too much math!
11:21 AM
You're crazy Butler!!! I can do math. Sometimes.
11:23 AM
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3:44 PM
You have a hamster?
3:47 PM
He did teach math. But that was really neat! I liked it! I wish i could have something like that!
3:57 PM
That is one elaborate way to read the newspaper Carlisle.
4:12 PM
The hamster must be scared out of its mind! First having the blow dryer blow hot air at it and then having the ball drop right out in front of his face and making him jump:( I may need to file a report of animal cruelty...
5:00 PM
I don't know which was worse, the fact it took 50 times longer to do that, then to actually turn the page, his bed head, or the music at the end of the video...
5:12 PM
There are a lot of things you could report in that video.... I. FIRE HAZARD (much like the "events" of yesterday)!!! II. Pool balls dropping (possibly causing injury). III. Animal cruelty (I don't need to explain). IV. Broken glass. And um, can you invent an iTurnThePageOfYourMorningNewspaper? Maybe then, much like an old iPod, it'll save you 10 seconds more on your life.
5:35 PM
That's right! You can only do math when there is history tied into it, like if ther were 56 apples and 8 slaves picked them equally, then how many apples did each slave pick?
5:48 PM
Carlile, treat your hamster better, and learn to use your hands to turn your newspaper pages. It'll help you in life.
5:55 PM
Some people have too much time on their hands...and money.
6:22 PM
Thanks for the advice Rachel.
6:39 PM
That's so cool! Too bad you have to go through so many vases and laptops though.
6:43 PM
I love theses things! I made one once but it wasn't as complicated as this guy's.
7:10 PM
I figured out what it's called! A Rube Goldberg Machine!
7:23 PM
If I had somebody to reset the whole thing for me every time I want to turn the page I would start reading the newspaper more often.
8:29 PM
all that for that......... seems easier to turn the page then ruin a laptop!
8:47 PM
There's gotta be an easier way... oh wait, there is!
8:48 PM
Is breaking your laptop, headphones, terrifying your hamster, and having to clean and reset EVERYTHING worth the effort of moving your arm 4 inches?
9:35 AM
That Rube Goldburg was so cool!! I tried to make one in science in 8th grade and it was horrible. I can picture you with your hair crazy like that when you are at home. Or thinking about how Kevin answered his phone in class.
6:45 PM
Oh I understand, that's how I read books for English. My journals are always really late for some reason.. I'm not quite sure why..?
6:48 PM
@Michael,
I've already blocked Kevin's phone call from my mind. That's why I slice watermelons in my backyard.
6:56 PM
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